vineri, 8 august 2008

munci, partea n

ieri am avut un "client" foarte ciudat pe chat. a reusit sa ia toti agentii la rand. nu am inteles exact care era problema lui (in afara de faptul ca e retardat, fapt pe care l-a recunoscut intr-o sesiune de chat). dar va dau si voua sa va radeti si sa va fie mila de mine :P

Hi, my name is Alina Nita. How may I help you? [03:13:33 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: do you have a big dick [03:13:53 AM]
Alina Nita: i am actually a woman [03:14:09 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: lollololololololo [03:14:19 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im a human [03:14:33 AM]
Alina Nita: i will have to disconnect you now [03:14:43 AM]

Hi, my name is Alexander Ling. How may I help you? [03:15:56 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: whats your gamer tag [03:16:10 AM]
Alexander Ling: What do you mean by gamer tag? [03:16:28 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: YOU LIIKE cock meat sandwhich [03:16:51 AM]
Alexander Ling: I'm sorry? [03:17:20 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 1 [03:17:22 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 1 [03:17:23 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i need help [03:17:35 AM]
Alexander Ling: How can I assist you with your issue? [03:17:51 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: my capture card aint workin [03:18:06 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: dazzle [03:18:27 AM]
Alexander Ling: Ok. Are there any error you get? [03:19:03 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i got your moms error in my bed [03:19:22 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im a hacker [03:20:00 AM]
Alexander Ling: Ok, What studio version are you using? [03:20:20 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: dvc170 [03:21:00 AM]
Alexander Ling: How about the studio? [03:21:27 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: studio 10.8 [03:21:44 AM]
Alexander Ling: Ok, can you elaborate what you've mentioned that you're capture card is not working? [03:22:33 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: it frezzes up [03:22:57 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: Alexander Ling (Listening [03:23:12 AM]
Alexander Ling: It freezes up when you're trying to capture? [03:23:37 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: yes [03:23:43 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im trying to captur illegall porn [03:23:58 AM]
Alexander Ling: Ok, one moment please. [03:24:07 AM]
Alexander Ling: May I ask what connection are you using? [03:24:47 AM]
Alexander Ling: When capturing? [03:24:57 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im using high speed internet [03:25:09 AM]
Alexander Ling: [03:25:20 AM]
Alexander Ling: No, I mean is the connection with your capture device. [03:25:47 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: no [03:25:59 AM]

Hi, my name is Tito Libunao. How may I help you? [03:27:52 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i love you [03:28:00 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: Alexander Ling (Listening [03:28:23 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: hello [03:28:30 AM]
Tito Libunao: How may I help you? [03:28:38 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: your a virgin [03:28:50 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: are you [03:29:13 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: you are? [03:30:06 AM]

Hi, my name is Duane Ruiz. How may I help you? [03:31:30 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: do you have webcam action [03:31:47 AM]
Duane Ruiz: Im afraid I have to disconnect you, you have no business here [03:31:47 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: yyou bitch [03:32:30 AM]

Hi, my name is Bryan San Juan. How may I help you? [03:33:24 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: how big is your asshole [03:33:39 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: its small [03:34:18 AM]

Hi, my name is Claudiu Dumitra. How may I help you? [03:36:47 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: hello [03:37:27 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: hello [03:37:35 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 8========D---- [03:37:45 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: over your mouth [03:37:55 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: ( Y ) [03:38:08 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: no thank you Mr. Lol [03:38:12 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: y not [03:38:17 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: y not your hot [03:38:59 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: try and speak in english please or at least use a proper grammar [03:39:34 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: SUCK MY DICK [03:39:48 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: try again please [03:39:54 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: thats english [03:39:54 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: :D [03:39:54 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: CUNT [03:39:55 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: wannna cyber [03:40:27 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: what are you ? 12 ? Are the wow servers offline and you do not have anything else better to do ? [03:40:59 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im 69 and you better start suckin [03:41:25 AM]
Claudiu Dumitra: no thanks [03:42:00 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: you know you want to [03:42:11 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: isnt pass your bed time [03:42:26 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 666 [03:42:51 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 666 [03:42:53 AM]
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lloloollololo loololoolooll: do you wear thongs [03:43:41 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: wats your gamer tag [03:44:01 AM]

Hi, my name is Tito Libunao. How may I help you? [03:49:16 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: hey big boy [03:49:24 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: wanna get wet [03:49:54 AM]

Hi, my name is Duane Ruiz. How may I help you? [03:51:36 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: help [03:51:48 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: my capture card caught on fire [03:52:09 AM]
Duane Ruiz: how may I help you [03:52:03 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: how do i put the fire out [03:52:49 AM]
Duane Ruiz: What do you mean fire? Are you serious about your issue? I don't have time to fool around, so if you'll excuse me I have better things to attend to [03:53:29 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: please help [03:54:04 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im serious [03:54:14 AM]
Duane Ruiz: How may I help you then? [03:53:52 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: fuck you you cunt [03:54:39 AM]
Duane Ruiz: Thank you [03:54:19 AM]

Hi, my name is Bryan San Juan. How may I help you? [03:55:31 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: yo [03:55:35 AM]
Bryan San Juan: How may i help you ? [03:56:10 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: my captur card cought on fire [03:56:03 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What do you mean fire? [03:56:26 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: its burning up [03:56:24 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What specific things happen ? [03:56:58 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i put my dick inside it and cummed [03:57:21 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: [03:58:36 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: Bryan San Juan (Listening) im gay [03:58:59 AM]

Hi, my name is Alina Nita. How may I help you? [04:00:18 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: hi baby [04:00:24 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: u there [04:00:59 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im gonna cum [04:01:09 AM]
Alina Nita: do you actually have a problem or are you just bored? [04:01:15 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: im retarded [04:01:24 AM]
Alina Nita: then i will disconnect you again [04:02:12 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: how u doin [04:02:14 AM]

Hi, my name is Tito Libunao. How may I help you? [04:05:27 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: yo nigg [04:05:35 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i need ur help [04:06:12 AM]
Tito Libunao: How may I help you? [04:06:14 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: how much u get a hour [04:06:32 AM]
Tito Libunao: Please explain further issue. [04:06:52 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i want u in my porn [04:07:13 AM]

Hi, my name is Bryan San Juan. How may I help you? [04:12:45 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: yo nig [04:12:50 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: got some weed [04:12:55 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: 1 [04:12:59 AM]
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lloloollololo loololoolooll: 1 [04:13:29 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: lol [04:13:31 AM]
Bryan San Juan: How may help you ? [04:13:54 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: where is your store located [04:13:57 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: what state [04:14:28 AM]
Bryan San Juan: Our main office is located in mountain view california [04:15:39 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: is that where you are [04:15:43 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: what zipcode would that bee [04:16:05 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: i need the zipcode for their number [04:16:16 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What problem do you have? [04:17:24 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: my captur card frezzes [04:17:36 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What capture card do you have? [04:18:03 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: dazzle [04:17:59 AM]
Bryan San Juan: Dazzle what? [04:18:26 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: studio 10 [04:18:30 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What dazzle device is it? [04:18:58 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: your mothers [04:18:55 AM]
Bryan San Juan: What dazzle device is it ? [04:19:20 AM]
lloloollololo loololoolooll: your mtoehrs [04:19:17 AM]

3 comentarii:

Anonim spunea...

Cred ca e din Macedonia, numai aia sunt incredibil de prosti. Ups! Am zis-o.

Alina spunea...

Ba eu cred ca era din US, pentru ca aia sunt asa de magari si retardati, plus ca adresa de mail era la aol si majoritatea celor cu cont aol sunt din US (cel putin asta se aplica la clienti)

Anonim spunea...

=))))) doamne, cat de cretin sa fii? :))))) n-aveti vreun sistem de ban pt idiotii astia? sau nu-i dati ban ptca la un moment dat devine amuzant? :))))