conform unui test foarte simplu, prezentat cu generozitate de cancan, putem sa ne dam seama daca unul dintre cunoscutii nostri este extraterestru. exista 6 semne care sa ne ajute sa diferentiem un extraterestru de un...terestru:
1. prea mult somn sau prea multa munca, pentru ca durata zilelor la ei difera de durata zilelor la noi. cunosc eu cativa extraterestrii daca prea mult somn inseamna ca esti de pe alta planeta. d-aia cu munca nu cunosc in schimb :P
2. se panicheaza pe langa "obiecte tehnologice" si isi schimba des starea de spirit pentru ca bineinteles ca ei nu au asa tehnologie avansata ca noi (zic eu, nu zice cancan. cancan nu explica fenomenul). oh well, deci toate femeile sunt extraterestre cel putin o data pe luna
3. stres in mijloacele de transport terestre in acest caz si eu sunt extraterestru pentru ca mersul cu mijloacele in comun ma cam sperie...mai ales vara ;)
4. cauta informatii non-stop why yes, this is a sign that you are an alien. normal people like to be dumb
5. detin foarte multe metode de stocare a datelor si computere sofisticate gameri, pasionati de seriale, go back to mother ship
6. nu se descurca cu obiecte uzuale, probabil pentru ca au venit nepregatiti in incercarea de a ne cuceri. totusi, nu se mentioneaza care sunt obiectele uzuale. aici lasam loc de intrepretari.
si ca sa se dmonstreze ca EXISTA viata extraterestra chiar aici, pe pamantul nostru drag, o tanti din state (obviously) ne povesteste cu groaza cum a fost rapita de extraterestrii, inseminata (nu stim daca pe cale normala au ba) si apoi i-a fost furat bebelul..din burtica
marți, 6 octombrie 2009
luni, 5 octombrie 2009
redneck pick-up lines
de pe http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - “Fat Penguin!”
Woman - “WHAT?”
Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - “Fat Penguin!”
Woman - “WHAT?”
Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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